(Source: neme-quittepas, via lord-knows)

sam-winchester-is-unamoosed:

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

Making hearts, writing things, the family business.

(via ohaiimsassyblackjesus)

(Source: brucewaynes, via ohaiimsassyblackjesus)

Told my boyfriend I cleaned out my closet and had four bags of clothes and I spelled four as fore. and he yells foreskin.

beefysquirrelz:

fuck me so hard i forget my name

(via blow-job-queen)

mojosodope178:

mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

mary-jane-wanna:

OH…MY…GLOB

i know you wanna smoke these lumps

(Source: mass-convulsion, via blow-job-queen)

(via lord-knows)

(via thiskitten)

im an adult

(via plumbumbeachbum)

davidseger:

REMEMBER WHEN I PHOTOSHOPPED MY HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF TEXAS?

REMEMBER WHEN I PHOTOSHOPPED MY HEAD INTO THE SHAPE OF TEXAS?

(via plumbumbeachbum)

(Source: partofyourdream, via plumbumbeachbum)

FUCK

(Source: allison-chains, via nigg-nigg)

(Source: catsamazing, via thiskitten)

(Source: duuartee, via sleazymac)

laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

(via inokahani)